DARAK: Dakonian Mail Order Brides #1 (Intergalactic Dating Agency) is a science fiction romantic comedy. It’s a light, fun, feel-good read–and funny. My Alien Mate series is humorous too, but Darak is even funnier.
I’m so certain you’ll laugh, that I’m taking on a dare: If you don’t find Darak funny, I’ll eat a cupcake! If you don’t laugh when you read Darak, email me at carabristol50 (at) yahoo (dot) com and tell me, and I’ll post a picture of me on this website and Facebook of me eating a cupcake.
Darak is available for preorder, releasing on October 5.
The fine print: You must email me by October 12 to say that you didn’t find Darak funny. No fair contacting me a year from now. I can’t live with that hanging over my head. So you have a week from release day to drop the boom.
(BTW, if YOU like cupcakes, I’ll be doing a contest and giveaway for free cupcakes soon! Watch my newsletter or Facebook for details on that contest).
Revenge is best served sweet with a hot, horned alien
Free-spirited pastry chef Lexi Sutterman has discovered that true love is pie in the sky. The only thing more difficult than finding an Earth man willing to commit is pleasing her wealthy, hypercritical family who view her as a failure. So she’s given up on both, focusing her energy on her new bakery. Now that her uber successful little sister manages to nab a well-heeled fiancé, Lexi fights back by joining the Intergalactic Dating Agency. She plans to bring a huge, purple, tentacled alien as her plus-one to the wedding.
Darak of planet Dakon isn’t purple or tentacled—he’s just seven feet of horned alien hotness. To get a woman on his world, a guy has to literally win the lottery. Tired of waiting for the Fates to send him a female, he joins the dating service to meet a nice Earth girl to call his own. He recognizes Lexi as his true mate, but realizes convincing her they’re meant to be together forever and not just a weekend will be no cake walk.
But when a sweet-tart pastry chef and a horned alien hottie fall in love, everyone might get their just desserts…