Today I’m starting a new feature on my blog called Favorite Lines. Many times when I’m reading, I’ll find a snippet that I absolutely love. It’s funny or poignant or beautifully written or resonates with me in such a way that I feel compelled to repeat it aloud to whoever will listen. I’ve decided to start sharing these gems from other authors’ works on my blog as I run across them in my reading.
My favorite line today comes from Monogamy Sucks, an erotica novel written by George Pappas:
“My cock doesn’t come with a guarantee. I can never make it do anything except urinate. Even then my bladder makes the call.”